“Some people stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.”
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“The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.”
Source: The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time
“We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.”
“What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank.”
“Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?”
“Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?”
Source: The Little Minister (Illustrated Edition)
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
“You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.”
“Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.”
Source: Sir Winston Churchill: a self-portrait
“A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.”
“You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.”
“And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you.”
“I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't get that.”
“Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have.”
“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
“I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.”
Source: The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose
“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”
“In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.”
“You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.”
“My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.”
“I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me.”
“German in the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747.”
“At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date.”