“Women are made to be loved, not understood.”
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“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”
“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.”
“He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.”
“A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.”
“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”
“Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.”
“Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.”
“Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.”
“Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.”
“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.”
“I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.”
“As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.”
“Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.”
“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”
“Only the shallow know themselves.”
“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”
“In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.”
“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.”
“Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.”
“There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.”
“Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everybody in good society holds exactly the same opinions.”
“Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.”
“There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.”
“How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.”
“The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.”
“Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm.”
“[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh's ear for music.”
“I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.”
“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.”
“There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”
“The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.”