“I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.”
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“The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!”
“I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.”
“A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.”
“I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.”
“Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.”
“Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you're able to persecute.”
Source: The Web: An Alex Delaware Novel
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.”
“History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.”
“If you are first you are first. If you are second, you are nothing.”
“Flowers seem intended for the solace of ordinary humanity.”
Source: Modern Painters
“No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast.”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
“Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.”
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
“Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.”
“The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.”
“Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.”
“To live as one likes is plebian the noble man aspires to order and law.”
“Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?”
Source: An Ideal Husband
“However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive.”
Source: An Ideal Husband
“Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father.”
“I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.”
Source: L.P.
“years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.”
“It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.”
“I've been fortunate - I haven't had too many auditions. I slept with the right people.”
“If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything.”
“Manuel will show you to your rooms - if you're lucky.”
Source: The Complete Fawlty Towers
“A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.”
Source: The Complete Fawlty Towers