“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.”
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“I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.”
Source: Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography
“To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.”
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray - and more
“Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.”
Source: Aphorisms
“She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.”
“He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.”
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.”
“This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.”
“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
Source: If This Isn't Nice What Is? (Much) Expanded Second Edition: The Graduation Speeches and Other Words to Live By
“Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.”
Source: Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter collection 6-10
“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
Source: Brain Droppings
Source: Epigrams
“CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.”
“She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.”
Source: Life, the Universe and Everything
Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
“This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.”
“We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.”
“She is a peacock in everything but beauty!”
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray (Diversion Classics)
“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!”
“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present”
“Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.”
“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.”
“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.”
“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.”
“Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?”
Source: Napalm & Silly Putty
“We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.”
“If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations