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“I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!”
“It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed.”
“Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”
“The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.”
“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
“A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
“I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.”
“History repeats itself, the first as tragedy, then as farce.”
“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.”
“You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.”
“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”
“The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.”
“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
“Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry.”
“Do unto yourself as your Neighbours do unto Themselves and look Pleasant.”
“Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.”
“Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.”
“She was what we used to call a suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.”
“Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.”
“I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.”
“It's fun to be sarcastic, but now I'm able to express myself in a way that's much more sincere.”