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“Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.”
“A good conscience is a continual Christmas.”
“A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.”
“When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.”
“I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph.”
“If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.”
“I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.”
“You can always tell who went to catholic school, because they're atheists.”
“Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.”
“Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.”
“Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.”
“She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.”
“When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.”
“An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.”
“What do I think of Western civilization? I think it would be a very good idea.”
“It's a fitting irony that under Richard Nixon "launder" became a dirty word.”
“We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.”
“If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows. I have guesses enough of my own.”
“My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable.”
“A married woman is a slave you must know how to seat upon a throne.”
“Gaia spins on, silently contemplating what it means to be born into a sarcastic universe.”
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
“Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.”