“Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.”
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Source: Intimate Journals
“He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul.”
“He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.”
Source: A comic primer
“He must have killed a lot of men to have made so much money.”
“He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them.”
Source: Westward ho!: The voyages and adventures of Sir Amyas Leigh, knight, of Burrough, in the county of Devon, in the reign of Her Most Glorious Majesty Queen Elizabeth
“He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin.”
Source: The Nine Tailors
“He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.”
“He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.”
“He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.”
“He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.”
“She could carry off anything; and some people said that she did.”
Source: Love at Second Sight
“She has been kissed as often as a police-court Bible, and by much the same class of people.”
“She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.”
Source: Daddy Long Legs
“She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.”
Source: The Indispensable Woollcott
“The triumph of sugar over diabetes.”
Source: Comedians All
“There but for the grace of God, goes God.”
Source: The Churchill Wit
Source: Life On The Mississippi
“You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin.”
“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.”
“Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.”
Source: The collected plays of Neil Simon
“He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.”
“He's liked, but he's not well liked.”
Source: Miller Plays: 1: All My Sons; Death of a Salesman; The Crucible; A Memory of Two Mondays; A View from the Bridge
“I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.”
Source: The autobiography of Mark Twain: including chapters now published for the first time
Source: The Tragedy of Anthony and Cleopatra