“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
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“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend
“The lack of money is the root of all evil.”
Source: The Devil's Race-track: Mark Twain's Great Dark Writings : the Best from Which was the Dream? and Fables of Man
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
“Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.”
Source: Collected tales, sketches, speeches, & essays: 1891-1910
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.”
Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations
“Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.”
“God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
Source: Mark Twain's Speeches
“Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
“Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
Source: Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist
“Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.”
“I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
“The best way to hold a man is in your arms.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”
“I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.”
Source: The wit and wisdom of Mae West
“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”
“God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.”
“Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.”
Source: The Happy Prince
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”