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“Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”
“Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?”
“We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.”
“I'm single because I was born that way.”
“Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love.”
“I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.”
“It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.”
“If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
“That’s the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell.”
“I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.”
“I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.”
“Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.”
“Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.”
“She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak.”