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“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
“I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?”
“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”
“This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.”
“It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.”
“I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?”
“If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.”
“Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.”
“Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting.”
“Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.”
“Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?”
“Instant gratification takes too long.”
“You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.”