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“I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes”
“a sarcastic expression, on a beast, is far more sinister than rage.”
“My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.”
“My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'”
“You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.”
“Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side.”
“Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos.”
“It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.”
“If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.”
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
“He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.”
“A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.”
“If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?”
“It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.”
“A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
“He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop.”
“An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to.”
“Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles.”