Source: Real Frank Zappa Book
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Famous Frank Zappa Quotes
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
“The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.”
“I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.”
Source: Real Frank Zappa Book
“Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.”
“All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.”
“If you really love guitar, you're going to spend every waking hour stroking the thing.”
Source: Real Frank Zappa Book
Source: Real Frank Zappa Book