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Famous Joan Rivers Quotes
“I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."”
“Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.”
“I have no sex appeal. If my husband didn't toss and turn, we'd never have had any kids.”
“My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.”
“That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.”
“Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.”
“Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.”
“My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.”
“The Palestinians cannot throw rockets and expect people not to defend themselves”
“If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others”
“Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.”
“I could stop and live carefully but that's ridiculous. I don't want to live carefully.”
“I'm telling you that at eight she knew more about reproduction than Xerox.”
“That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.”
“I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.”