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“We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.”

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“If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.”

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“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.”

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“In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.”

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“Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.”

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“The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it is possible to enjoy many if not most of the things that they enjoy without first having to own them.”

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“Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child, something or some of the things that they, the parent, did not do or did not do successfully.”

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“Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.”

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“Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.”

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“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.”

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“Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the opportunity to be a master, if such an opportunity presents or had presented itself.”

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“Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.”

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“Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.”

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“Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.”

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“Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.”

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“Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.”

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“Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.”

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“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.”

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“It goes without saying that even those of us who are going to hell will get eternal life—if that territory really exists outside religious books and the minds of believers, that is. Having said that, given the choice, instead of being grilled until hell freezes over, the average sane human being would, needless to say, rather spend forever idling in an extremely fertile garden, next to a lamb or a chicken or a parrot, which they do not secretly want to eat, and a lion or a tiger or a crocodile, which does not secretly want to eat them.”

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“The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.”

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“Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.”

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“The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.”

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“Some people are each holding on to a lover of theirs who no longer loves them and/or who they no longer love, only because they do not want to have a reason or another reason to be jealous of the person who would eventually be their lover if they let go of them.”

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