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Famous Rita Rudner Quotes
“Men who tell you they read the Ann Summers catalogue for the articles are lying”
Source: I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething
“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'”
“A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.”
“When men break up they want to remain friends. Why? Why can't they just get lost?”
Source: Naked Beneath My Clothes: Tales of a Revealing Nature
“Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.”
“A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.”