“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”
Source: Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends
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Source: Diet for a Small Planet
Source: The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig
“Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.”
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
“I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.”
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!”
Source: The Hippocrates Diet and Health Program
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
Source: Ruth Hall and Other Writings
“Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.”
“Eating well gives a spectacular joy to life and contributes immensely to goodwill.”
Source: Shocking Life
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Source: Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book
“The people who give you their food give you their heart.”
Source: An Organizer's Tale: Speeches
“When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor.”
Source: The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-town America