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“Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.”

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Book:Business @ the Speed of Thought: Succeeding in the Digital Economy
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“The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.”

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Author:Vince Lombardi
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“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

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Author:Robert Orben
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“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.”

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Book:The Prince and the Pauper (StoneHenge Classics)
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“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”

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Book:Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
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“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”

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Book:Delphi Complete Works of Mark Twain (Illustrated)
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“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”

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Author:Mark Twain
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“The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.”

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Book:Mark Twain’s Letters & Speeches (Annotated Edition)
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“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.”

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Author:Mario Andretti
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“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

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Author:Thomas A. Edison
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