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“It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.”

“All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.”

“Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.”

“Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.”

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.”

“Imagination is more important than knowledge.”

“People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.”

“Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.”