“The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.”
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“I was able to read poets that were - allowed me to be humorous without being silly.”
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
“There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.”
“Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.”
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.”
Source: What shall we wear to this party?: The man in the gray flannel suit twenty years before & after
“Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!”
“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
Source: Churchill By Himself
“Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.”
Source: Fatherhood
“I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.”
“If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.”
“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”