“I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.”
Source: Living It Up
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Famous George Burns Quotes
“I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.”
“A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.”
Source: Gracie/Caeser Spec Ed
“Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.”
Source: Wisdom of the 90s
“I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.”
“Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left”
Source: Dr. Burns' prescription for happiness
Source: Wisdom of the 90s
“Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.”
“I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.”
“I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.”
“It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.”
Source: Living It Up
“My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.”
“With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.”
“Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!”
Source: Gracie/Caeser Spec Ed
Source: The Most of George Burns
Source: The Most of George Burns
Source: Gracie/Caeser Spec Ed
Source: How to live to be 100--or more: the ultimate diet, sex, and exercise book
“Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.”
Source: The Most of George Burns
“Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.”
Source: The Most of George Burns
Source: How to live to be 100--or more: the ultimate diet, sex, and exercise book
Source: Gracie/Caeser Spec Ed