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Famous George Carlin Quotes
“Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.”
“To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.”
“There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.”
“Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.”
“It's the American view that everything has to keep climbing: productivity, profits, even comedy.”
“To my surprise, my marijuana use has been tapering off steadily.”
“The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.”
“I always have these little internal monologues. You'll get used to them.”
“The ritual was very important to me: cleaning the pot, rolling the pot.”
“I was never a pipe or bong man. That's California stuff. I was an Eastern roller.”
“Grass probably helped me as much as it hurt me. Especially as a performer.”