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Famous George Carlin Quotes
“None of the Christian religions do [interest me]. They're all outer-directed.”
“Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.”
“What year did Jesus think it was?”
“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
“Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.”
“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.”
“People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.”
“Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.”
“Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?”
“We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass.”