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“Same thing every year, getting up at the crack of dawn, drinking, fighting, throwing up, pissing on walls and then you leave the house and things get bad.”

Years Fighting House Wall Drinking Dawn Cracks Throwing Throwing Up

Author:Greg Fitzsimmons

“If you haven't noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome. It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon. If you ever needed to ruin someone's fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.”

Ifs Mean Hard Lasts Moving Fun Party Havens Needed Drinking Ruins Drivers Desks Workplace Astronaut Lighting Poop Beyonce

Author:Aisha Tyler

“Our children don't have to have drinking problems. They don't have to go through divorce or live defeated lives. You can be the one to stir them up, shake them up, and tell them there is a champion inside of them just waiting to come out. Tell them God has a plan for their lives, and they are destined to do greater things than we ever thought of doing.... You can decide to be the role model and reverse your whole generational pattern from a bad one to a good one.”

“I adore clothes, I adore drinking. I just don't have the time or the inclination to totally indulge in it.”

Clothes Drinking Adore Inclination Indulge Indulge In

Author:Christine Baranski

“I went through a normal kind of late teens, early 20s drinking, but it was a choice I made, because I didn’t think it was very good for my life.”

Thinking Kind Made Choices Normal Late Drinking Very Good Teens Early 20s

Author:Christina Ricci

“Certainly, if more people were smoking instead of drinking, people don’t get mean on weed, don’t beat up their wives on weed, and don’t drive crazy on weed. They just get hungry, don’t go out of the house, or laugh a lot. I think it would make for a much more gentle world.”

People Ifs Thinking World Mean House Laughing Wife Crazy Beats Drinking Hungry Gentle Smoking Weed

Author:Susan Sarandon

“The reason I don't drink is that the drinking lifestyle robs me of my musical intensity and sharpness. I live a super-healthy lifestyle not because it's sensible or that I'm contrite, but because I need to keep my focus on the music I'm making. To do that, I need to be wide awake.”

Needs Reason Focus Drink Healthy Drinking Musical Wide Lifestyle Awake Intensity Sensible Healthy Lifestyle Sharpness Wide Awake

Author:Johnny Marr

“When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would be if I'd had a coupla hits of a joint and gone and laid down somewhere.”

Ifs Littles Would Be Fighting Bits Gone Little Bit Drinking Bars Joints Peacemaker Bars Drinking

Author:Willie Nelson

“I've been sober now for 18 years. With all the drugs, psychedelics and narcotics I did, I was [really] an alcoholic. Honestly, I only used to do cocaine so I could sober up and drink more. My last five years of drinking was a nightmare. I was drinking a half-gallon of rum with a fifth of rum on the side, in case I ran out, 28 beers a day, and three grams of cocaine just to keep me moving around. And I thought I was doing fine because I wasn't crawling around drunk on the floor.”

“I spent so much of my younger life drinking, and being drunk makes learning to be a grown-up kind of hard.”

Kind Hard Drinking Drunk Being Drunk

Author:Jane Lynch

“I think I would have drank myself to death, literally, if I didn't just stop, once and for all when I did. I am not ever going to preach to anyone about drugs or drinking. But, for me, when they were around, I had no self control.”

Ifs Thinking Self Drug Drinking Self Control Drank

Author:Philip Seymour Hoffman

“I don't know, I was young, I drank too much, you know, so I stopped. You know what I mean, it's not really complicated. I had no interest in drinking in moderation. And I still don't. Just because all that time's passed doesn't mean maybe it was just a phase. That's you know, that's who I am.”

Knows Mean Stills Young Interest Too Much Drinking Complicated Who I Am Phases Moderation Drank

Author:Philip Seymour Hoffman

“I havent even been drinking, but, at all, but, you know, being a man, Ive got to say that weve got this guy in the White House who thinks he is a man, you know, who projects himself as a man because he has a certain masculinity, and he's a good old boy, and he used to drink, and he knows how to shoot a gun and how to drive a pickup truck, etcetera like that. Thats not the definition of a man, God Dammit!”

Thinking Knows Men Used Guy Certain House White Boys Know How Drink Projects Gun Drinking Definitions White House Masculinity This Guy Truck Pickups Etcetera Pickup Trucks

Author:Ed Harris

“I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow.”

Tomorrow Drinking Guarantees

Author:Kelly McGillis

“I’m a pretty chill person. I’m kind of a homebody and I like to just hang out with friends and have dinner. I’m not, you know - I’m definitely not Neal Caffrey in the sense that I’m not, you know, drinking a $500 bottle of wine at a nightclub. I’m just - I’m pretty chill.”

Knows Kind Persons Wine Drinking Dinner Hanging Out Bottles Chill Nightclubs Bottles Of Wine Homebodies

Author:Matt Bomer

“The best thing as an actor, the best tool you have is your imagination. That you kind of take things that have happened, and then go and expand on them. However small it is, you use your imagination to create what that reality is. There's something kind of fun when you're not old enough to do anything, driving a car, getting into a bar, drinking, going to a party you don't belong to, something when you're young in that innocent way.”

Way Kind Enough Use Reality Young Actors Fun Imagination Party Happened Car Tools Drinking Driving Bars Innocent Best Things Bars Drinking

Author:Vince Vaughn

“It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.”

Night Party Drinking Heavy Breakfast Globes Charlie Heavy Drinking

Author:Ricky Gervais

“The Spirit Awards are great too, they'll say anything because they're not televised. Another great drinking night.”

Spirit Night Drinking Awards Say Anything Great Drinking

Author:William H. Macy

“I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.”

War Funny Used Fighting Jokes Drinking Tea Tea Drinking Drinking Tea

Author:Daniel Tosh

“Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.”

Christian Easy Rooms Bears Tough Drinking Beer Hotel Rebellion Hospitality Hotel Rooms Drinking Beer

Author:Alice Cooper

“I love to dance. I can dance for, like, four or five hours nonstop without even drinking water. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing.”

I Can Beautiful Water Hours Five Four Drinking Beautiful Things Drinking Water

Author:Petra Nemcova

“My dad was in a fraternity back in the 1950s, and they sound really fun back then. Nowadays they sound like they can get a little heavy-duty in terms of the hazing and the drinking. Im not so much into the idea of being made to do a bunch of insane stuff just so I can have the privilege of hanging around certain people... Thats probably why I was never in a fraternity.”

People Littles Made I Can Ideas Certain Fun Stuff Sound Term Duty Dad Drinking My Dad Privilege Heavy Bunch Insane Fraternity Hanging Around Hazing

Author:Luke Wilson

“I prepared for the part by drinking, but I was sober when I was performing”

Prepared Drinking Performing Sober

Author:Nora Dunn

“I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking”

Lying Drinking Fellas

Author:Artie Lange

“Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.”

Looks Drinking Remove Pimples Warts

Author:Jackie Gleason

“You can’t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are drinking the blood of a two thousand year old space god. That doesn’t make you a person of faith…, that makes you a schizophrenic.”

Thinking Years Persons Two Space Blood Week Building One Day Thousand Six Drinking Rational Thousand Years Schizophrenic Days Of The Week

Author:Bill Maher

“Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”

Two Humor Kids Funny Comedy Eating Police Drinking Yesterday Acid Policemen Arrested Batteries Fireworks

Author:Tommy Cooper

“I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me.”

Matter Facts Kids Parent Too Much Drinking Clubs Hanging Out Naughty Drinking Too Much Naughty Things

Author:Macaulay Culkin

“Machida is not a bad guy; he's a victim of the brazilian education system. There are better ways to get electrolytes than drinking piss.”

Way Guy Victim Drinking Bad Guys Better Ways Education System

Author:Chael Sonnen

“The way we guarantee safe drinking water is broken and needs to be fixed.”

Way Needs Water Broken Safe Drinking Fixed Guarantees Drinking Water Safe Drinking Water Safe Drinking

Author:Carol Browner

“You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For abortion. This is a nihilist policy which hurts people.”

People Hurt Policy Walking Drinking Beer Abortion Smoking Jail Bike Joints Drinking Beer Nihilist Smoking A Joint

Author:Janusz Palikot

“Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty”

Mean Poor Poverty Drinking Allowing

Author:Paa Kwesi Nduom

“I'm drinking away the exam results that don't take me anywhere.”

Results Drinking Take Me Exam

Book:A Place Like this

Source: A Place Like this

“My doctor asked me if I smoked, and I said only when I'm working, golfing, or drinking. Then I realized the only time I don't smoke is when I'm home. I didn't even realize I'd become a smoker.”

Ifs Said Home Realizing Doctors Drinking I Realized Smoke Only Time Golfing Smokers

Author:Dennis Franz

“Like so many addicts, I'd thought that if I could only sort out my life, I could then sort out my drinking. It was a revelation to see that it would be simpler the other way around”

Ifs Way Would Be Drinking Revelations If I Could Addict

Author:Pete Townshend

“It is somethingit can be everything-to have found a fellow bird with whom you can sit among the rafters while the drinking and boasting and reciting and fighting go on below.”

Fighting Found Goes On Bird Fellows Drinking Boast Reciting Rafters

Book:The Spectator Bird

Source: The Spectator Bird

“In fact, the first piece of art I ever sold, I paid someone else to make the next one, so I could actually keep going out drinking.”

Firsts Art Facts Next Pieces Paid Drinking Keep Going Going Out The Next One

Author:Damien Hirst

“Often when a person can't get past stress, she will turn to overeating, drinking or smoking, which can become a greater problem than the stress itself.”

Persons Problem Past Turns Greater Stress Drinking Quitting Smoking Quit Smoking Overeating

Author:Marilu Henner

“It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy.”

Voice Drinking Quitting Ruins Smoking Ecstasy Marijuana I Quit Quit Smoking Smoking And Drinking

Author:Mark Hoppus

“If I start going back to church, I'd have to stop the smoking and drinking, and I wouldn't be able to curse any more.”

Ifs Able Church Drinking Curse Smoking Smoking And Drinking

Author:Katherine Heigl

“"Godling? Demigod?" Lysis nearly howled. "You'd be beaten black and blue in Thebes, and staked out overnight for claims like that. In Sparta, the secret police would ambush you, violate you, skin you alive and use your skull for a drinking cup."”

God Use Black Secret Alive Skins Claims Police Blue Drinking Cups Beaten Skulls Demigods Ambush Secret Police Sparta

Author:Janet Morris

“Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy characters. Maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink.”

Enough Character Problem Body Drink Drinking Folks Dues Lazy Chemistry Alcoholics Drinking Problem Body Chemistry

Book:I Lived to Tell It All

Source: I Lived to Tell It All

“I was, like, just eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos and drinking, and that's it.”

Eating Hot Drinking

Author:Katy Perry

“It’s too much of a drinking culture, everything tastes better with a drink. Like, watch TV: glass of wine. Cooking dinner: glass of champagne. White wine vinegar hasn’t got white wine in it. Has it?”

Culture White Watches Too Much Tvs Drink Taste Cooking Wine Drinking Glasses Dinner Champagne Wine Glass Vinegar White Wine Cooking Dinner

Author:Amy Winehouse

“I recall drinking sherry in California and dreaming of England, where I ate dalmoth and dreamed of Delhi. What is the purpose, I wonder, of all this restlessness? I sometimes seem to myself to wander around the world merely accumulating material for future nostalgias.”

World Sometimes Dream Seems Purpose Wonder Materials England Drinking Nostalgia Wander Around The World California Recalls Restlessness Delhi Sherry

Author:Vikram Seth

“There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.”

Thinking I Can Reason Drink Right Now Thousand Drinking Alcohol Drunk Reason Why Funny Drinking Funny Alcohol Stooges Three Stooges

Author:Shemp Howard

“If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, I'd decline. ''Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order,'' I'd reply, ''so I can go on drinking and smoking!''”

Ifs I Can Order Goes On Offers Devil Drinking Smoking Decline Good Work Lungs Liver Resurgence Smoking And Drinking

Author:Luis Bunuel

“Feeding plants to animals then eating the animals is like filtering water through a sewer then drinking it.”

Water Animal Eating Plant Drinking Feeding Sewers

Author:Bruce Friedrich

“I drank a bottle of wine for company. It was Chateau Margaux. It was pleasant to be drinking slowly and to be tasting the wine and to be drinking alone. A bottle of wine was good company.”

Company Wine Drinking Pleasant Bottles Drank Tasting Good Company Bottles Of Wine

Book:The Sun Also Rises

Source: The Sun Also Rises

“I wonder what your idea of heaven would be — A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists. All powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death. And hell would probably an ugly vacuum full of poor polygamists unable to obtain booze or with chronic stomach disorders that they called secret sorrows.”

Ideas Would Be Beautiful Heaven Poor Powerful Secret Wonder Hell Sorrow Members Filled Drinking Ugly Wealthy Stomach Disorder Vacuums Booze Best Family

Book:Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961

Source: Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961

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