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Drinking Quotes
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Drinking Quotes
“By polluting clear water with slime you will never find good drinking water.”
“When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.”
Source: Words to the Wise: A Medical-Philosophical Dictionary
“An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.”
“It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.”
“One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.”
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”
“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend
“God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through.”
Source: Situationism: A Compendium
“I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.”
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”
Source: Signs of the Times Articles - Book I of III
“A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.”
Source: Collected Works of Oscar Wilde: The Plays, the Poems, the Stories and the Essays Including De Profundis
“Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.”
Source: Oscar Wilde's Wit and Wisdom: A Book of Quotations
“The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray.”
Source: The Wit and Humor of Oscar Wilde
“It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.”
Source: Aphorisms
“A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.”
“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”
Source: Real Frank Zappa Book
“When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.”