Drinking Quotes
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“People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.”
“A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.”
“The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.”
“The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.”
“I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.”
“I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.”
“If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.”
“A drink a day keeps the shrink away.”
“Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”
“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
“I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!”
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
“Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.”
“We are here and it is now. Further than that, all human knowledge is moonshine.”
“A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.”
“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.”
“There's over a billion people on this planet that don't have access to clean drinking water.”