“The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”
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“A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.”
Source: Give War a Chance: Eyewitness Accounts of Mankind's Struggle Against Tyranny, Injustice, and Alcohol-Free Beer
Source: Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
“This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.”
“Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?”
“I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.”
“What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen.”
“I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.”
“Does anybody think these people were just sitting around drinking tea?”
“The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.”
“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
Source: Why I Am Not a Christian: And Other Essays on Religion and Related Subjects
“Everything has been figured out, except how to live.”
Source: Essays in Aesthetics
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”
“China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers.”
“My kids probably started drinking coffee in their late teens.”
“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
“Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.”
Source: The Complete Short Stories of Sir Walter Scott: Chronicles of the Canongate, The Keepsake Stories, The Highland Widow, The Tapestried Chamber, Halidon Hill, Auchindrane and many more: From the Great Scottish Writer, Author of Waverly, Rob Roy, Ivanhoe, The Pirate, Old Mortality, The Guy Mannering, The Antiquary, Anne of Geierstein, The Betrothed and The Talisman
“Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.”
“Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.”
Source: The Merry Wives of Windsor
Source: The Collected Works of George Bernard Shaw: Plays, Novels, Articles, Lectures, Letters and Essays: Pygmalion, Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Candida, Arms and The Man, Man and Superman, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion, The New York Times Articles on War, Memories of Oscar Wilde and more
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Robert Louis Stevenson (Illustrated)