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“No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.”
“I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.”
“I drink to make other people interesting.”
“Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.”
“Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.”
“I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.”
“I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.”
“There can be nothing more frequent than an occasional drink.”
“Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.”
“No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.”
“Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.”
“I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.”
“I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”
“I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.”
“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.”
“No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.”
“All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular.”
“I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.”
“There are more old drunkards than old physicians.”
“Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!”
“I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.”
“There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.”
“I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.”
“Drinking makes uninteresting people matter less and late at night, matter not at all.”