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“He leaned over and kissed me. A long, deep kiss filled with promise and passion. I loved the way he kissed me. Like he was drinking in the taste of me and still coming back thirsty.”

Way Long Stills Passion Promise Taste Kissing Filled Drinking Coming Back Thirsty Long Deep

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: “It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring.”

Ifs Said Moments Half Figures Depends Empty Drinking Glasses Grandmother Splits My Grandmother Pouring Hesitation Half Full Half Empty

Author:Bill Cosby

“He took a long drink, then grimaced. “I do not have a drinking problem,” he announced, his voice needlessly loud. “I have a Churchillian relationship with alcohol: I can crack jokes and govern England and do anything I want to do. Except not drink.”

Want Long I Can Problem Voice Drink Jokes England Drinking Alcohol Loud Cracks Drinking Problem

Book:The Fault in Our Stars

Source: The Fault in Our Stars

“Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords.”

May Long Results Talking Long Time Drinking Milk

Author:A. A. Milne

“It had been three weeks, four days and twelve hours since I'd seen her. Since she'd torn my heart out. If I had been drinking, I'd blame it on the alcohol. It had to be an illusion, a desperate one. But I hadn't been drinking. Not a drop. There was no mistaking Blaire. It was her. She was actually here. Blaire was back in Rosemary. She was at my house.”

Ifs Heart Three House Hours Four Week My Heart Illusion Blame Drinking Alcohol Desperate Twelve Torn Rosemary

Book:The Rosemary Beach Collection: Rush and Blaire: Fallen Too Far, Never Too Far, and Forever Too Far

Source: The Rosemary Beach Collection: Rush and Blaire: Fallen Too Far, Never Too Far, and Forever Too Far

“Women: I liked the colors of their clothing; the way they walked; the cruelty in some faces; now and then the almost pure beauty in another face, totally and enchantingly female. They had it over us: they planned much better and were better organized. While men were watching professional football or drinking beer or bowling, they, the women, were thinking about us, concentrating, studying, deciding - whether to accept us, discard us, exchange us, kill us or whether simply to leave us. In the end it hardly mattered; no matter what they did, we ended up lonely and insane.”

“It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away.”

Kind Three Fear Rocks Quiet Drinking Miles Whiskey Reservations Miles Away Drinking Whiskey

Book:The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven

Source: The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven

“The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their addiction and unless they have structured help they have no hope.”

“I sit there and think how it isn't fair that I can't drink at all, even a little. I realize I have crammed an entire lifetime of moderate drinking into a decade of hard-core drinking and that is why. I blew my wad.”

Thinking Littles I Can Hard Realizing Drink Fairs Drinking Lifetime Decades Core Moderates Hard Core

Book:Dry: A Memoir

Source: Dry: A Memoir

“My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.”

Ends Goal Sleep Drinking Beer Gym Vacation Drinking Beer

Author:Gary Allan

“When you go out with a drunk, you’ll notice how a drunk fills your glass so he can empty his own. As long as you’re drinking, drinking is okay. Two’s company. Drinking is fun. If there’s a bottle, even if your glass isn’t empty, a drunk, he’ll pour a little in your glass before he fills his own. This only looks like generosity.”

Ifs Looks Littles Long Two Fun Company Empty Okay Drinking Glasses Drunk Generosity Bottles

Book:Invisible Monsters: A Novel

Source: Invisible Monsters: A Novel

“Life could not be entirely devoted to debauchery and monkeys. Magnus had to finance all the drinking somehow.”

Drinking Finance Devoted Monkeys Debauchery

Book:What Really Happened in Peru

Source: What Really Happened in Peru

“a woman's place is in the kitchen...sitting in a comfortable chair, with her feet up, drinking a glass of wine and watching her husband cook dinner.”

Love Feet Husband Comfortable Heartbreak Sitting Wine Drinking Glasses Dinner Cooks Kitchen Chairs Wine Glass

Book:The Complete Elizabeth Gilbert: Eat, Pray, Love; Committed; The Last American Man; Stern Men & Pilgrims

Source: The Complete Elizabeth Gilbert: Eat, Pray, Love; Committed; The Last American Man; Stern Men & Pilgrims

“Everywhere you go, you see women more beautiful than yourself. You imagine him being attracted to them. You're drinking gasoline to stay warm.”

Beautiful Imagine Drinking Warm Gasoline

Book:The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing

Source: The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing

“The larger the group, the more toxic, the more of your beauty as an individual you have to surrender for the sake of group thought. And when you suspend your individual beauty you also give up a lot of your humanity. You will do things in the name of a group that you would never do on your own. Injuring, hurting, killing, drinking are all part of it, because you've lost your identity, because you now owe your allegiance to this thing that's bigger than you are and that controls you.”

Giving Humanity Names Individual Lost Hurt Groups Identity Giving Up Bigger Drinking Killing Sake Surrender Toxic Allegiance

Author:George Carlin

“Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.”

Use Today Tomorrow Sorrow Drink Breaths Drinking After Death Funny Drinking Drinking Toast Drinking With Friends

Book:The Dramatic Works of Ben Jonson, and Beaumont and Fletcher

Source: The Dramatic Works of Ben Jonson, and Beaumont and Fletcher

“The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did you expect?”

Made Said Doctors Drinking Tea Honey Spoons Badgers Drinking Tea Good Doctors

Book:Magic Bleeds

Source: Magic Bleeds

“Once, during the drinking phase, Wendy had accused him of desiring his own destruction but not possessing the necessary moral fiber to support a full-blown deathwish. So he manufactured ways in which other people could do it, lopping a piece at a time off himself and their family.”

People Way Moral Support Pieces Destruction Drinking Phases Accused Possessing Fiber Time Off Wendy Moral Fiber

Book:THE SHINING

Source: THE SHINING

“I spent a long time looking at faces, drinking in smiles. Am I happy or unhappy? It’s not a very important question. I live with such frenzied intensity. Things and people are waiting for me, and doubtless I am waiting for them and desiring them with all my strength and sadness. But, here, I earn the right to be alive by silence and by secrecy. The miracle of not having to talk about oneself.”

People Long Important Faces Waiting Silence Alive Sadness Long Time Miracle Drinking Oneself Unhappy Intensity Secrecy Important Questions

Author:Albert Camus

“You think that's the solution to everything, don't you, Bane? Drinking and dancing and making love... but I tell you this, something is coming, and we'd be fools to ignore it." "When have I ever claimed not to be a fool?”

Thinking Fool Solutions Dancing Drinking Making Love Bane

Book:The Bane Chronicles

Source: The Bane Chronicles

“You are aware that the sale of liquore is currently against the law." Edgar went on, "but I suppose that is why you enjoy it." "Everyone should have a hobby or two," Magnus said. "Mine just happen to include illegal trade, drinking and carousing. I've heard of worse." "We tend not to have time for hobbies." Shadowhunters. Always better than you.”

Should Said Two Happens Law Enjoy Heard Mines Should Have Trade Drinking Illegal Hobbies Better Than You Shadowhunters

Book:The Bane Chronicles

Source: The Bane Chronicles

“Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination”

Journey Drinking Destination Tequila

Book:The Rainbow Rowell Collection: Eleanor & Park, Fangirl, Landline, and Carry On

Source: The Rainbow Rowell Collection: Eleanor & Park, Fangirl, Landline, and Carry On

“Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.”

Source: Travels With My Aunt

“I'm very nearly drunk enough to be transcendent," Calla said after a space. She was not the only psychic drinking, but she was the closest one to transcendence. Persephone peered dubiously into the bottom of her own glass. In a very small voice (her voice was always small), she said sadly, "I am not drunk at all." Maura offered, "It's the Russian in you." "Estonian,"Persephone replied.”

Said Enough Voice Space Drinking Bottom Glasses Drunk Closest Psychics Transcendence Transcendent Persephone Small Voice Callas Estonians

Author:Maggie Stiefvater

“Well...I'm on birth control" I was drinking the water again and choked on it. It took several moments of coughing before I could gasp out. "What?" "It takes a while for it to start working, so I figured I should be prepared, just in case." "Just in case," I repeated, still dumbfounded.”

Should Wells Stills Moments Water Cases Birth Prepared Drinking Be Prepared Birth Control Coughing

Book:Bloodlines: The Fiery Heart

Source: Bloodlines: The Fiery Heart

“Whether a person is spiritual or not, we all seek to get away from the stress, anger, and anxiety of everyday life. Some people drink, do drugs, or do worse to escape, and they hurt themselves in the process. Some people listen to music, mine included, and feel better.”

Source: Yanni in Words

“Once I lived in time as a fish in water, breathing it, drinking it, sustained by it. Now I kill time and time kills me.”

Time Water Drinking Fishes Breathing Kill Me

Book:Doubling the Point: Essays and Interviews

Source: Doubling the Point: Essays and Interviews

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”

Hard Funny Work Chance Business Hard Work Drinking Logical Funny Inspirational Take A Chance Funny Work Office Work Work Humor Work Hard Play Hard Nice Work

Author:Edgar Bergen

“Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.”

Lasts Night Found Dancing Drinking Careful Bars Christmas Drunk Be Careful Last Night Cheesy

Author:Sean Hughes

“I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.”

“Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.”

Faces Food Drink Eating Drinking Fruit Your Face Washing Eating Food Fruits And Vegetables Funny Food Food And Eating Melons Fun Food

Author:Enrico Caruso

“Appetite comes with eating.....but thirst goes away with drinking.”

Food Eating Drinking Appetite Thirst

Author:Francois Rabelais

“Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?”

Thinking Art Night Food Drinking Alcohol Beer Cake Virtuous Funny Alcohol Ale Toby Twelfth Night Important

Author:William Shakespeare

“This work, though it deals only with eating and drinking, which are regarded in the eyes of our supernaturalistic mock-culture as the lowest acts, is of the greatest philosophic significance and importance... How former philosophers have broken their heads over the question of the bond between body and soul! Now we know, on scientific grounds, what the masses know from long experience, that eating and drinking hold together body and soul, that the searched-for bond is nutrition.”

Knows Long Soul Body Eye Together Culture Deals Food Broken Eating Mass Importance Drinking Philosopher Former Significance Nutrition Lowest Mock Philosophic Eating And Drinking

Author:Ludwig Feuerbach

“In the process of gaining our rightful place, we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds. Let us not seek to satisfy our thirst for freedom by drinking from the cup of bitterness and hatred. We must forever conduct our struggle on the high plane of dignity and discipline.”

“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”

“You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.”

Knows Problem Humor Funny Names Drinking Bars Bartender Drinking Problem

Author:Zach Galifianakis

“A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink of it deeply, or taste it not, for shallow thoughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking deeply sobers us again.”

Littles Science Money Brain Education Learning Dangerous Drink Taste Drinking Shallow Dangerous Things

Author:Alexander Pope

“Love is not a feeling; it's a sensation. Drinking water when you're thirsty is a sensation, not a feeling. Being in nature or swimming in the sea is a sensation, not a feeling. Lying down when you're tired is sensational, not a feeling, although you may say it feels good. Feeling is an emotional interpretation of experience and these sensations don't need interpretation; they are just good or right. Making physical love rightly is a sensation, not a feeling. So is the love of God. The same goes for joy and beauty; both are sensational.'”

“We, drinking love at the furthest springs, Covered with love as a covering tree, We had grown as gods, as the gods above, Filled from the heart to the lips with love, Held fast in his hands, clothed warm with his wings, O love, my love, had you loved but me!”

Life Heart Hands Tree Spring Filled Wings Drinking Lips Warm Covered Covering

Book:Poems and Ballads

Source: Poems and Ballads

“If you die, I will lie down beside you and I will stay there until the end, without eating or drinking, you will rot in my arms and I will love you as carcass: for you love nothing if you do not love everything.”

Ifs Life Ends Lying Dies Love You Arms Eating Drinking Beside You

Author:Jean-Paul Sartre

“Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.”

“I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.”

Source: The World of Raymond Chandler: In His Own Words

“Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five. The reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of thirty-five.”

People Ideas Reason Age Science Creativity Creative Five Innovation Drinking Thirty Birthday

Author:Joel Henry Hildebrand

“Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.”

World Humorous Drinking Rounds Alcohol Whiskey Anniversary Whisky Drinking Funny Drinking Whiskey Whiskey Drinking Whisk Scotch Whiskey Scotch Whisky Malt Whiskey And Love

Book:Tight Little Island

Source: Tight Little Island

“Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.”

“Oh, 'tis jesting, dancing, drinking Spins the heavy world around.”

World Dancing Dance Drinking Heavy Just Dance

Book:A Shropshire Lad

Source: A Shropshire Lad

“Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.”

Funny Class Too Much My Friends Deserve Raises Drinking Glasses Curse Vacation Hail Too Much Work

Author:Oscar Wilde

“The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry”

Life Ends Time Work Trouble Drinking Awful Lanes Fast Lane

Author:John Jensen

“Solutions and technologies exist to provide clean, affordable drinking water anywhere in the world. These solutions will save lives, reduce financial burdens, foster peace, and relieve millions of people from worrying about their next drink of water.”

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