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Drinking Quotes
Source: The Selected Letters
“There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.”
“Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquillity that religion is powerless to bestow.”
“I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.”
Source: Penny Candy
“Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.”
“Some people are like popular songs that you only sing for a short time.”
“We are what we pretend to be.”
Source: Conversations with Kurt Vonnegut
Source: Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography
“There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician."”
“Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.”
Source: My Partner, Ben Hogan
“Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.”
“Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.”
“Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.”
“I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.”
“He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.”
“The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.”
“Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.”
“A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks.”
“I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.”
“It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.”
“The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.”
“I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.”
“When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run.”
Source: The Crack-up
“I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.”
“It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.”
Source: The gingerbread lady: a new play
“Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!”
“What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.”