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“The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.”
“Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.”
“Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.”
“To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.”
“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
“In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.”
“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!”
“My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
“I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.”
“For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.”
“Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?”
“A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.”
“Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.”
“Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing.”
“The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.”
“Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.”
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
“Sex is God's joke on human beings.”
“I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.”
“I don't have sex drive... I have sex 'just sit in the car and hope someone gets in'.”
“What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.”