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“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”

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Author:Sacha Guitry
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“Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.”

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Author:Woody Allen
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“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

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Author:Charles M. Schulz
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“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

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Author:Lana Turner
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“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

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“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

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