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“A clever man commits no minor blunders.”

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Author:Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.”

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Author:Isaac Asimov

“Competitions are for horses, not artists.”

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Author:Bela Bartok

“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”

Author:Robert Orben

“Cinema should make you forget you are sitting in a theater.”

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Author:Roman Polanski

“You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.”

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Author:Milton Berle

“It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.”

“Don't let schooling interfere with your education.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.”

Source: The Prince and the Pauper (StoneHenge Classics)

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”

“When you get a thing the way you want it, leave it alone.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”

“Character is what you are in the dark.”

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Author:Dwight L. Moody

“All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.”

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Book:Deconstructing Harry

Source: Deconstructing Harry

“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”

Author:Winston Churchill

“To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.”

Book:The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill

Source: The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill

“If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.”

“We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.”

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Author:Winston Churchill

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”

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Author:Thomas A. Edison