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“I always advise people never to give advice.”
“Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”
“Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people.”
“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
“When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.”
“All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.”
“Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.”
“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”
“Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.”
“Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.”
“As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.”
“People are your most valuable asset. Only people can be made to appreciate in value.”
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
“After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.”
“As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.”
“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”
“I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.”
“I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.”
“Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?”
“These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.”
“You spend all your life trying to do something they put people in asylums for.”
“The court is like a palace of marble; it's composed of people very hard and very polished.”
“A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.”