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“If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people, he should resign.”
“If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.”
“A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.”
“Learn to help people with more than just their jobs: help them with their lives.”
“I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.”
“Why don't you write books people can read?(to her husband James)”
“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”
“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
“People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.”
“Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive.”
“If you share a good idea long enough, it will eventually fall on good people.”
“I issued a number of denials to people I thought needed to hear them”
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
“A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.”
“Manage by objectives. Tell people exactly what you want them to do and then get out of their way.”