“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
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Source: The New Frontier and Sand and Foam
“Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.”
Source: Notre-Dame de Paris
“If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.”
“How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception.”
Source: Two fables
Source: Theodore Roosevelt on Bravery: Lessons from the Most Courageous Leader of the Twentieth Century
“What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.”
“Only the shallow know themselves.”
Source: The Wit and Humor of Oscar Wilde
“Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.”
“Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.”
“The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life.”
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
“A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can.”
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
“A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”
Source: The Ultimate Quotable Einstein
“Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.”