Marriage Quotes
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“Marrying any man is risky. Marrying a famous man is kissing catastrophe.”
“Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.”
“Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.”
“A man finds himself seven years older the day after his marriage.”
“It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.”
“Nay, we must think men are not gods, Nor of them look for such observancy As fits the bridal.”
“Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen.”
“Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.”
“Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.”
“No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.”
“Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”
“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”
“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”