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“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”
“Never marry a man who hates his mother because he'll end up hating you.”
“Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.”
“I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.”
“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”
“I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.”
“That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much.”
“Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.”
“It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.”
“He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
“Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.”
“Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.”
“Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”
“How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.”
“That best portion of a man's life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.”
“Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.”
“Man has his will, but woman has her way.”
“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.”
“Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.”
“I know enough to know that no woman should ever marry a man who hated his mother.”
“I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.”
“A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.”
“Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus.”
“Women leave their marriages when they can't take any more. Men leave when they find someone new.”