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“The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.”
“The man who puts into the marriage only half of what he owns will get that out.”
“The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.”
“A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.”
“I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”
“. . . in the end, there is nothing a man can do that a woman can't, except be a father.”
“Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't; men hope women won't change but they do.”
“Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.”
“The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.”
“A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.”
“I would advise no man to marry who is not likely to propagate understanding.”
“I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.”
“If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.”
“Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.”
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.”
“If men could be contented to be what they are, there were no fear in marriage.”
“The fittest time to corrupt a man's wife is when she's fallen out with her husband.”
“If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.”
“One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.”
“The only thing wrong with marriage is that one of the persons involved is a man.”
“Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip.”
“Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.”