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“I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'”
“I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.”
“I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.”
“I was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.”
“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”
“It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.”
“Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.”
“One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.”
“Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.”
“They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.”
“To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.”