“Health foods make promises that only the Second Coming could fulfill.”
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“Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.”
“Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.”
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend
Source: Bite-Size Twain: Wit and Wisdom from the Literary Legend
“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.”
“Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.”
Source: In Defence of Food: The Myth of Nutrition and the Pleasures of Eating
“Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food.”
Source: Food Rules: An Eater's Manual
Source: The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays
“You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.”
Source: Hunted: A House of Night Novel
“If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.”
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
“As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.”
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Source: Garfield Eats His Heart Out: His 6th Book