“Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.” GivingAgeFunnyPoliticsHumorousGive MePhilosophicalAgingWittyChastityFunny SexHippo Author:Saint Augustine
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.” BigsFunnySexDifferencesMoneyMarriageCostHumorousSexyComparisonFunny MoneyFunny SexHumorous LoveIrish WritersSex And LoveSex RelationshipsSex LoveWitty One LinersGreat MoneySex Differences Author:Brendan Behan
“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?” MenLoveLifeFeelingsFunnyRomanceSexFiveJokesHumorousPracticalsThirtyEighteenFunny SexApril Fools DayApril FoolsFools DayPractical JokeFunny April Fools DayFunny April Fools Author:Rita Rudner
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” FunnyNightSexChanceGayHumorousDatingSexySexualityLgbtHomosexualitySaturdayHomosexualHilariousOrientationBeing SingleGay RightsSaturday NightFunny RelationshipBisexualGay PrideFunny SexBisexualitySex And LoveFunny DatingLgbt PrideRisque Author:Woody Allen
“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.” IfsFunnyRememberSexHumorousSmokeSmokingCigaretteTobaccoAnniversaryFunny SexSmoking CigarettesSmoking CigarsSmoking A PipeTobacco SmokingFunny SmokingPipe SmokingCigarette SmokeFunny Wedding Anniversary Author:Woody Allen
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” IfsLoveLifeHandsFunnyRomanceSexHumorousSexyGoodPartnersBridgesMasturbationHaving SexWordplayFunny SexGood SexGreat SexSex And DeathSex RelationshipsFunny SexyWitty One LinersRisqueMisery And SufferingPlaying Bridge Author:Woody Allen
“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.” SexHumorousMoviePalmsMasturbationInfamyFunny SexHollywood MoviesGreatest MovieGreat SexAnnie HallSex And LoveFunny SexySex LoveDirty Movie Author:Woody Allen
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.” FunSexLaughingHumorousGolfWittyAdvertisingFishingGolfersGolfingGolf LifeGreat GolfFunny GolfFly FishingGreat GolfingFunny SexAdvertsGreatest GolfGolf SwingGreat FishingGood SexAdvertising BusinessFunny FishingSex And DeathAdvertisement NegativeGolf LoveSex Without Love Author:Woody Allen
“The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.” SexDifferencesHumorousWittyPornographyLightingFunny Sex Author:Gloria Leonard