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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

“Don't play the saxophone. Let it play you.”

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Author:Charlie Parker

“I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.”

“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”

“Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.”

“I have neither the scholar's melancholy, which is emulation; nor the musician's, which is fantastical; nor the courtier's, which is proud; not the soldier's which is ambitious; nor the lawyer's, which is politic; nor the lady's, which is nice; nor the lover's, which is all these: but it is a melancholy of mine own, compounded of many simples, extracted from many objects, and indeed the sundry contemplation of my travels, which, by often rumination, wraps me in a most humorous sadness.”

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Book:Comedies of Shakespeare in Plain and Simple English (a Modern Translation and the Original Version)

Source: Comedies of Shakespeare in Plain and Simple English (a Modern Translation and the Original Version)

“When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.”

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Author:Rich Hall

“I've always had a theory that some of us are born with nerve endings longer than our bodies”

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Book:In Mad Love and War

Source: In Mad Love and War

“I've heard Eric Clapner, ... I think it was a wonderful thing that Eric Clapner the musician did...So I think that's the wonderful part about it, but listen - I like Eric Clapner!”

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Author:Joycelyn Elders

“Yes. I guess it's the foolish romantic in me, but you see, I don’t think that sex is my Muse.”

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Book:Lagan Love

Source: Lagan Love