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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

“I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.”

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Author:Robin Williams

“It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.”

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Author:P. G. Wodehouse

“His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I warrant that there are more sound ones than sorry, for he is quick at his work and a trifle dim in the eye.”

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Book:The White Company: Sherlock Holmes Collections

Source: The White Company: Sherlock Holmes Collections

“I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry”

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Book:Don't laugh at me: an autobiography

Source: Don't laugh at me: an autobiography

“Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?”

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Author:Jon Stewart

“I'm sorry. I don't recall”

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Author:Hillary Clinton