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“Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.”
“But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.”
“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”
“Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.”
“No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.”
“For every book you buy, you should buy the time to read it.”
“New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.”
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”
“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.”
“I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.”
“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”