Best humorous & time Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Time is a circus, always packing up and moving away.”

Moving Time Humorous Time Management Circus Packing Moving Away Packing Up

“Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.”

Running Time Work Minutes Hard Work Humorous Distance Witty Seconds Sixty Distance Relationship Unforgiving Distance Runner Distance Running Great Running Best Poetry

Author:Rudyard Kipling

“But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.”

Time Humorous Witty Classic Mistress Hurrying Chariots Farewell To Arms

Author:Andrew Marvell

“The cynics are right nine times out of ten.”

Humor Funny Time Powerful Ten Humorous Witty Nine Cynicism Altruism Cynic

Author:H. L. Mencken

“Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.”

Inspirational Humor Funny Time Humorous Time Management Up To You Time Flies Navigators How Time Flies

Author:Robert Orben

“Part of the reason for the ugliness of adults, in a child's eyes, is that the child is usually looking upwards, and few faces are at their best when seen from below.”

Children Reason Eye Faces Time Humorous Adults Parenting Adulthood Ugliness

Book:A Collection of Essays

Source: A Collection of Essays

“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”

Inspirational Funny Time Hours Loses Groups Minutes Laughter Humorous Meetings Witty Committees

Author:Milton Berle

“Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.”

Want Book Time Three Drink Late Humorous Philosophical Witty Beer Clock Too Late Nausea No Exit

Author:Jean-Paul Sartre

“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.”

War Time Politics Powerful History Forever Glory Humorous Dignity Witty Fleeting Obscurity Fleeting Moments Historical Military Politics Today Fleeting Time

Author:Napoleon Bonaparte

“No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.”

Should Looks Age Time Humorous Aging Witty Old Age Birthday Accurate Old People Earnest Getting Old Calculating Birthdays And Aging Importance Of Being Earnest

Book:The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde: Novel, Short Stories, Poetry, Essays and Plays

Source: The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde: Novel, Short Stories, Poetry, Essays and Plays

“For every book you buy, you should buy the time to read it.”

Inspirational Should Book Funny Time Reading Directors Humorous Reading Books Deep Thought Love And Hate Making Time Buying Books

Author:Karl Lagerfeld

“New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.”

Funny Time Comedy New York Happenings Humorous Exciting Towns New Yorkers

Author:Johnny Carson

“While we are postponing, life speeds by.”

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”

“Ask the young. They know everything.”

Knows Children Young Time Asks Youth Humorous Parenting

Author:Joseph Joubert

“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.”

Funny Time Written Humorous Letters Entrepreneur Ironic Publishers Humorists Brevity Lack Of Time

Author:Mark Twain

“I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.”

Source: You Only Live Twice: James Bond 007

“If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.”

Ifs Made Time Language Flower Humorous English Language Springtime Shortage Lackadaisical

Author:Doug Larson

“If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.”

“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”

Time Fun Humorous Profound Insane Sarcasm Sarcastic Funny Life

Author:Woody Allen

“Innovation is hard to schedule.”

Hard Time Humorous Innovation Schedules

Author:Dan Fylstra

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.”

Source: Bite-Size Einstein: Quotations on Just About Everything from the Greatest Mind of the Twentieth Century

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