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Famous Bob Hope Quotes
“Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.”
“I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.”
“I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.”
“I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.”
“Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.”
“Gerry Ford is easy to spot on the course. He drives the cart with the red cross painted on top.”
“President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.”
“On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.”
“If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.”
“It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.”
“We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.”
“I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there.”
“The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.”
“A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.”
“Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.”
“I don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.”
“No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties”
“Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I've never heard of a clean one.”
“The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.”
“Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.”