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Famous Demetri Martin Quotes
“My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.”
“Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.”
“The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.”
“And as far as actors go, Peter Sellers is my all-time favorite.”
“But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.”
“I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.”
“I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.”
“I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.”
“I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.”
“When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.”
“REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.”