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Famous George Carlin Quotes
“I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.”
“As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.”
“An art thief is a man who takes pictures.”
“We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.”
“Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?”
“These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.”
“Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.”
“Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"”
“The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.”
“Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."”
“To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.”
“If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.”
“As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.”
“In the doggie dictionary, under "bow wow" it says, "See "arf arf.""”
“If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?”
“In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.”
