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“I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.”
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“As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.”
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“An art thief is a man who takes pictures.”
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“We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.”
“Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?”
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“These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.”
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“Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.”
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“Christian Deodorant: "Thou Shalt Not Smell"”
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“The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.”
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“Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."”
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“To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.”
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“If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.”
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“As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.”
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“In the doggie dictionary, under "bow wow" it says, "See "arf arf.""”
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“If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?”
“In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.”