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“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.”

“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”

“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.”

Source: Table money

“There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.”

Source: The Autobiography and Other Writings

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.”

Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist

“A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.”

“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”

“I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.”

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Author:Tom Waits

“Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.”

Source: Dorothy Parker

“Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.”

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Author:Stephen King

“After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.”

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Book:Epigrams of Oscar Wilde

Source: Epigrams of Oscar Wilde

“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.”

“Good people drink good beer.”

“I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.”

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Book:The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations

Source: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations

“Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.”

Source: Delphi Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe (Illustrated)

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”

Source: The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry

“Wine is sunlight, held together by water.”

“I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.”

Source: the bell jar

“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”