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“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

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Book:The Good Life According to Hemingway
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“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.”

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Author:William Butler Yeats
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“One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.”

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Author:Nancy Astor
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“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”

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Author:W. C. Fields
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“If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered with French people, why are today's airplanes, which are equipped with radar and computers and individualized liquor bottles, unable to cope with fog?”

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Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
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