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Humorous Quotes Quotes
“When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.”
“Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”
“Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.”
“Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.”
“Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!”
“Chuck Norris CAN understand women.”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”
“Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
“If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.”
“Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.”
“Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists.”
“If I'm going to starve, I'll do it all at once—not by degrees.”
“Never say no to free food. Unless you are the free food.”
“The fifth sense is "common sense"- either you have it or you don't.”
“When you've got your health you've got everything, except a good story.”
“The Goblin was too well bred to wink; besides, being a stone goblin, it was out of the question.”
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.”
“Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss.”
“If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.”
“I don't know what kind of teenage boy would let a dead body distract him from a babe like Brooke.”